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Pistons to adjust rotation ahead of next loss

Detroit Pistons head coach Monty Williams announced this week that there would be some rotation changes ahead of upcoming losses to Indiana

10 signs a loved one is struggling with a mediocre franchise

1. The team's struggles are chalked up to the injury of a role player The team can only be judged when fully healthy, even if the team's...

Doncic listed day-to-day with severely strained patience

Dallas Mavericks superstar Luka Doncic has been listed as day-to-day with severely strained patience following his recent ejection from...

Study reveals US adults spend 35% of day watching Giannis free throws

A new study from Marquette University has found that US adults spend over 100 hours monthly watching Giannis Antetokounmpo take deep,...

Pistons to adjust rotation ahead of next loss

Detroit Pistons head coach Monty Williams announced this week that there would be some rotation changes ahead of upcoming losses to Indiana

10 signs a loved one is struggling with a mediocre franchise

1. The team's struggles are chalked up to the injury of a role player The team can only be judged when fully healthy, even if the team's...

Doncic listed day-to-day with severely strained patience

Dallas Mavericks superstar Luka Doncic has been listed as day-to-day with severely strained patience following his recent ejection from...

Study reveals US adults spend 35% of day watching Giannis free throws

A new study from Marquette University has found that US adults spend over 100 hours monthly watching Giannis Antetokounmpo take deep,...

Charlotte Hornets announce plans to reach net zero watchability by 2025

In a landmark move this week, the Charlotte Hornets have become the first NBA team to officially announce plans to reach net zero...

Apologetic Draymond Green promises to only strike designated interns in future

Mercurial defensive star Draymond Green is set to return to the Golden State Warriors line-up, on condition that he will restrict his...

Doctor informs worried Orlando Magic fan that unusual warm sensation in midsection is hope

An Orlando Magic fan who sought medical advice after increasingly frequent sensations of warmth in his stomach this offseason has been...

Sacramento Kings fans growing suspicious that playoffs don’t actually exist

As the Sacramento Kings look to break their record 16-year-long playoff drought in this upcoming season, a growing number of fans are...

With Westbrook on roster, Lakers research environmentally friendly ways to dispose of season

As hopes dwindle that a blockbuster trade will vault the Los Angeles Lakers back into title contention, the team is reportedly...

Desperate Tom Thibodeau spotted at military base offering starting minutes to veterans

Hours after the breakdown of a trade which would have sent a large number of the New York Knicks’ young players to the Utah Jazz, head...

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