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NBA fans discuss, conclude Embiid now sufficiently injured

Following a short huddle, NBA fans have collectively agreed that Philadelphia 76ers centre Joel Embiid is now sufficiently injured to sit...

Fan distracts free throw shooters with reminder of inevitability of death

With an unconventional approach that has seen surprising success, Charlotte Hornets fan Gordon Bleak has been distracting opposing teams’...

NBA fans discuss, conclude Embiid now sufficiently injured

Following a short huddle, NBA fans have collectively agreed that Philadelphia 76ers centre Joel Embiid is now sufficiently injured to sit...

Fan distracts free throw shooters with reminder of inevitability of death

With an unconventional approach that has seen surprising success, Charlotte Hornets fan Gordon Bleak has been distracting opposing teams’...

Golden State Warriors unveil new '0 timeline' plan

Following reports that Jonathan Kuminga has lost faith in his ability to reach his full potential under coach Steve Kerr, the Warriors...

Raptors waiting for Knicks to unchain Quickley from bench

The first major trade of the 23/24 NBA season between the New York Knicks and Toronto Raptors is reportedly being held up

Charlotte Hornets announce plans to reach net zero watchability by 2025

In a landmark move this week, the Charlotte Hornets have become the first NBA team to officially announce plans to reach net zero...

Apologetic Draymond Green promises to only strike designated interns in future

Mercurial defensive star Draymond Green is set to return to the Golden State Warriors line-up, on condition that he will restrict his...

Doctor informs worried Orlando Magic fan that unusual warm sensation in midsection is hope

An Orlando Magic fan who sought medical advice after increasingly frequent sensations of warmth in his stomach this offseason has been...

Sacramento Kings fans growing suspicious that playoffs don’t actually exist

As the Sacramento Kings look to break their record 16-year-long playoff drought in this upcoming season, a growing number of fans are...

With Westbrook on roster, Lakers research environmentally friendly ways to dispose of season

As hopes dwindle that a blockbuster trade will vault the Los Angeles Lakers back into title contention, the team is reportedly...

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